As poet Dominic "Tourettes" Hoey tours NZ with his pal Skyscraper Stan, he'll be immortalising each show in a poem.
How you do it in Okarito. Photo: Supplied
I’m sorry I did five poems about dogs
I’m sorry I don’t have any sonnets or sestinas
I’m sorry I did the Kill Your Landlord poem
I’m sorry I made jokes about small towns and meth addiction
I’m sorry Josh wouldn’t give you your money back when you stormed out
I’m sorry I read most of the poems off my phone and checked my Facebook at one point
I’m sorry I said fuck, shit and class war over and over again
I’m sorry your probably never going to see this poem and know how truly sorry I am
> Check the tour dates for Dominic Hoey and Skyscraper Stan here.