As poet Dominic "Tourettes" Hoey tours NZ with his pal Skyscraper Stan, he'll be immortalising each locale in a poem.
Josh has lost his shoes
blue and white Adidas
with holes in the bottom
If found please contact Josh immediately
he’s walking barefoot around Moutere Inn
rubbing his head
saying “Where’s me bloody shoes”
the bar manager said no bare feet in here
so he’s going to have to sit outside while we play
staring in the window
smoking cigarettes
eating mushroom gnocchi
muttering “worse tour ever” under his breath
morale is at an all-time low
Tour driver Josh Jugum with no shoes. Photo: Supplied
> Check the tour dates for Dominic Hoey and Skyscraper Stan here.