As poet Dominic "Tourettes" Hoey tours NZ with his pal Skyscraper Stan, he'll be immortalising each show in a poem.
On the road to Dunedin. Photo: Supplied
Enroute to Dunedin
I feel like microwaved death
Stan needs a pie
Josh needs coffee
I need some inspiration
9 shows down
8 to go
Who’s idea was it to travel the country
Telling the same joke every night?
Josh relives his boy racer youth
Flying past campervans and cattle trucks
Shitty tourist traps and slaughterhouses
Cow shit and over-priced bullshit
Sold two boxes of books
Five to go
“Litituere who wants some litriture”
Last night at Space Academy
Someone said
“I read your novel and I hate reading”
Best review ever
> Check the tour dates for Dominic Hoey and Skyscraper Stan here.