As poet Dominic "Tourettes" Hoey toured NZ with his pals Skyscraper Stan and Josh Jugum, he immortalised each locale in a poem. Now they've reached the end of the road.
To celebrate the end of the tour. Photo: Supplied
Josh took the car through the car wash
Cleaning away three weeks of dead bugs and filth
Someone kept writing Josh Sux on the car in dust
Who would do that kind thing?
After he drove the length of the country
And did the door at 17 shows
And only said "fuck this tour" a couple of times a day
I’m looking at you, Stan.